I should probably add why my new toy is neat.
It's sort of like a French press. Except it uses paper filters, which means I can use a finer grind and get better flavor. And since the fluid is forced through the filter downwards, instead of up through the filter like in a French press, I don't have to worry about the filter clogging. Because coffee floats.
And it's basically a giant fucking syringe! It's like the physical incarnation of "coffee is my drug". And so far it makes pretty good coffee. With Kroger brand.
(but it could be a bigger damn syringe)